Giovanni Vega

A pathetic indoor-dwelling being who watches DVDs that he has purchased 10+ times. He is a 18 year old Peruvian expatriot who now makes up for 55% of Taco Bells sales nationwide. He likes to grow out his little goatee to make himself to look older than 13. He is about 5'0" weighing in at a "Whoppering" 160 lbs. He enjoys consuming cheesy goods including but not limited to cheese, quesadillas, cheesy pancakes, cheeseburger, Crisco, cheesy cheesy, cheese in a can, etc. He recently claimed he would work out to prove to the world he wasnt a degenerate pocket of fat. However following his statement he he proceeded to roll around in a pile of donkey shit. Gio my amigo quit life!

A recent text message I sent to Giovanni Vega
"Your tits are mine nachito. You are fast for a cheese weasle.

by NachyNachNachieNach August 21, 2008

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Giovanna Cinello

ugliest bitch alive
don’t trust her

Ew it’s Giovanna Cinello, let’s go

by cowboyemojiyeet July 22, 2020

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Gavan

Gavan is the biggest dickhead you will ever meet. He thinks hes a super star while all he is, is a cocky bastard. Walk around any homless shelter and you will find ten men better in every way.

Guy 1: Your an idiot

Guy2 :Your a spastic

Guy1 :Your a retar

Guy 1 :Your a gavan

Guy2 : *starts crying*

by Truth teller 59 October 15, 2019

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Giovanna

Giovanna. A unique type of girl because she is the biggest bitch ever.

She makes up things behind other people's backs. She is most likely a small girl with a big mouth. She loves to play with a boy's heart. Yes, she might be pretty but in the inside, she is s piece of shit.

Hey bro you know that girl Giovanna?
Oh yes she's that one that talks trash
Yes

by TalkToHand May 27, 2020

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