governmunt

a government consisting of mostly or only muntus.

governments of the sub saharan African states.

Will the governmunts ever stop stealing so that they can feed theri people without foreign aid.

The governmunt used the foreign aid to buy new tanks to crush counter revolutionary uprisings of people who want to have a turn at the pig trough.

You show me a function governmunt and I will show you a flying pig.

by xolani April 9, 2010

government efficiency

An even bigger oxymoron than military intelligence.

I see no proof of "government efficiency." All I see are a bunch of do-nothing retards.

by Intelligence001 May 31, 2017

government sachs

A term that refers to the perpetual lobbying of Goldman Sachs, and the revolving door between Goldman Sachs and the political power they execute over the Worlds most powerful governments, by funding campaigns of key politicians, in order to secure tax breaks, deregulation and loopholes beneficial to their own profits.

A: - Unbelievable how many former top officials from Government Sachs this Trump guy was able to cram into his administration!

B: - No Trump is about to drain the swamp! He is making America great again, working for the forgotten men and women! Look Gary Cohn, former Goldman Sachs CEO was just kicked out because he is a globalist.

A: - Really! Well Gary Cohn just secured trillions of dollars in tax breaks for the richest Americans and multinational corporations. Now he is leaving to make a couple of hundred million dollars for himself, before he will be back, in a future administration, to rig the rules again. That is why you call these guys "Government Sachs".

by Bombay1 March 9, 2018

Govi

Govi is the best friend in the world, you can't even imagine how life was before meeting Govi! Every time you see Govi you smile, every time someone mentions Govi you smile, every time you think of Govi you smile in a full and pure way. Govi is true happiness, Govi is life's poetry itself. Govi is the life of the party. Govi is a superstar! Govi knows everyone, he has a great pack of friends of all kinds: from the girl next door to the crazy but sweet always-drunk poet of the village! Govi always showers you with love and kindness. But most of all he provides the funniest memes in the world! He also gives the best advice, this is due to his extremely developed emotional intelligence. If you have a Govi in your life you should consider yourself lucky and be kind and loving to him forever.

"Oh my God who farted?"
"it was Govi"
"ahah, ok then, Govi is so sweet"

by Protta93 April 2, 2020

Govinda Jira Jira

A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.

Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.

Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira

by RandyRhoads84 June 9, 2021

Govind

Govind is that song you skipped but later found out he was bomb. He's a great listener, he reads and he is the only person that can understand every single thing you say.

He's handsome but he doesn't know it yet. His shyness gets better of him or else he will be a chick-magnet.

Govind is the best kind of person you can have in your life.

Person 1: No one is able to understand me. I just need a listener.

Person 2: You need a Govind in your life

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Govind

Govind is the name mostly used in india in Hindu tradition. It means Lord Krishna. He was loved by all he has a personality which attracts all. This is how Govinds are they attract everyone whoever is around them. They are fun loving, talkative, they talk so much sometimes you feel like please be quite, they don't stop talking while watching a movie even. They can be your best friends, they know how to help they are always there with you in your good or bad. They love unconditionally and they don't know how to let someone go easily they will try their best to save the relation whether it is friendship or love. If you are around any Govind you will never get bored for sure.

Person 1: Hey do you know Govind!

Person 2: oh yeah! The smartest boy I know. He is my best friend.

by An_.overthinker November 23, 2021