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Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019
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Googlers

Googlers (goo-guh-lurs) noun. The magnification reading glasses nerds wear in order to see their cellphone screens while googling.
John can I borrow your googlers for a second so I can google that.
by Dragonlady58 January 30, 2021
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Google challenge

When you’re hitting it from the back you try to slyly slide a google eye over his/her butthole. If she notices, you fail.
Dude I railed this chick last night and completed the google challenge!
by Cactus balls July 19, 2021
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Google-parrot

A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.
Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"
by Prod Igalson June 26, 2022
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furious googling

Googling with great intensity or fervor.
Even after 5 hours of furious googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.
by some-random-guy December 18, 2014
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Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer
Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!
by diver1273 October 15, 2011
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is this Google?

"hey, is this Google?"

"No, this is Urban Dictionary."
by Catakuri April 13, 2021
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