Goose Face

The most offensive name you can come up with, with the least amount of effort involved. Not as offensive as sluzbucket, but still does the job. Can be used to offend people of all ages.

Svetlana - Wow, Cornelius you're a real...*slight pause* Goose Face!
Cornelius - *scoff* Nice, Svetlana. That's real nice.

by Emily A4 Member October 7, 2008

big silly goose

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"

gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!

by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016

Gonosyphiherpelis

An insane combination of STDs usually used as an exageration when talking about a sexually promiscuous person who has a high likelyhood of acquiring the disease.

It is by definition a combination of: Gonorhea, Syphillis, Herpes. However it could be used to describe any combination of STDs.

1. Tony: She was screwing some other guy last night. That's like the 6th different person this week.
Frank: Yeah she's gonna end up with gonosyphyiherpelis, if she doesn't already have it yet.
Tony: I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole...Sheeeeit.

by Urban Dictionary February 22, 2005

gonosyphylherperoids

1. A rare, hybrid, STD transgenically produced from a sheep, monkey, and human threesome (as seen on pay-per-view.) Prodromal signs include localized chancre, anal leakage, and extreme halitosis. Symptoms include the following: general malaise, painful urination, cheesy discharge, maculopapular lesions on external genitalia, some more virulent strains may manifest themselves with urethrel polyps, and recurrent dingleberries with corn inclusions.

2. A sty

3. A failure at life

Stay away from Alex. He's got gonosyphylherperoids!

by Jody B. May 10, 2005

goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

Goose-Faced

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014

Stuffed Goose

A sexual act where all the holes in a women are penetrated by a man's penis, with the exception of the nose holes. Therefore, you would have one vaginal, one in the mouth, and one in each each

Jane: Melissa, you look exhausted. How was that party last night? Any action with Jimmy?

Melissa: Yeah, I actually agreed to do a stuffed goose with Jimmy, his best friend Carl, and their two other friends Matt and Craig! It felt AWESOME being stuffed!

by Red Samurai Mike December 7, 2012