gonosyphylherperoids

1. A rare, hybrid, STD transgenically produced from a sheep, monkey, and human threesome (as seen on pay-per-view.) Prodromal signs include localized chancre, anal leakage, and extreme halitosis. Symptoms include the following: general malaise, painful urination, cheesy discharge, maculopapular lesions on external genitalia, some more virulent strains may manifest themselves with urethrel polyps, and recurrent dingleberries with corn inclusions.

2. A sty

3. A failure at life

Stay away from Alex. He's got gonosyphylherperoids!

by Jody B. May 10, 2005