The act of dangling ones nutsack above your girlfriends eyes while she sleeps, and then slowly lowering yourself down until they sit perfectly on her eyelids. Upon awakening, she will be greeted by that most eye-watering of prospects: your hairy, cheesy, smelly bollocks sitting smugly on her eye lids, enough to bring tears to the eyes of even the most tolerant women.
Kev: 'Fuckin ell, I got the missus a treat this morning...'
Daz: 'What fat Ange?'
Kev: 'Yeah, stuck a pair of onion goggles on her, she was pissed out er head last night too, hung over as fuck this morning...'
Daz: 'Bloody ell, howd she take that?'
Kev: 'She hit the roof, don't think it helped that I haven't washed since Wednesday, so my nutsack was cheesy as fuck...she's been blubbing her fat guts out all morning, 1-0!'
Daz: 'What fat Ange?'
Kev: 'Yeah, stuck a pair of onion goggles on her, she was pissed out er head last night too, hung over as fuck this morning...'
Daz: 'Bloody ell, howd she take that?'
Kev: 'She hit the roof, don't think it helped that I haven't washed since Wednesday, so my nutsack was cheesy as fuck...she's been blubbing her fat guts out all morning, 1-0!'
by Brian Khan October 28, 2010
Get the Onion Gogglesmug. by CBAS CBAS CBAS January 10, 2011
Get the Dome Gogglesmug. (from Steampunk motif of brass goggles)
- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.
Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.
Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.
- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.
Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.
Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.
"Man, I haven't seen so many skeleton corsets since my sister's sorority went to the '07 Decembrist's show. Goggle-polishers for days.
by Charisma Resistant October 22, 2008
Get the Goggle-Polishermug. by Brozinga2 July 13, 2020
Get the Arabic Gogglesmug. noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.
Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.
References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.
References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 5, 2016
Get the Goonie Gogglesmug. by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014
Get the bong gogglesmug. Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010
Get the schlong-gogglesmug.