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Ass Goblin

An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.
Scientists suspected an ass goblin killed the dinsaurs
by duck February 3, 2005
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Knob Goblin

1) A person who can take The Whole Ten Yards during fellatio.
2) The porn alter-ego of Spideman's nemesis.
Metrosexual usage: "She is a real Knob Goblin. She took The Whole Ten Yards and then some."

Rural usage: "Damn boy, whoooeee! That Knob Goblin sure smoked The Whole Ten Yards and good!"

Comic book usage: "Spidey sure didn't stand a chance against the Knob Goblin. His weapons are fierce!"
by Charlie White October 13, 2004
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Jew Goblin

A Jew goblin is a small magical creature much like a regular goblin, however this one is Jewish and happens to steal YOUR pot.
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
Dude, I cant find the pot...I think a Jew goblin must have gotten to it man.
by Omnicide October 23, 2008
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Gelina

Hot and amazing Puerto Rican bitch. Gelina's are very real and have the most amazing sex and the best tits. They're hilarious and all of their friends love them.
Guy 1: who's she?
Guy 2: idk, but she's a Gelina!
by SquirtyFlirty August 17, 2011
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Goesintighter

uttered after second sneeze as a play on the German expression "Gesundheit", suggests said sneeze would cause heightened sexual satisfaction through increased vaginal contraction.
"aa-choo!!"

"Gesundheit"

"aa-choo!!"

"Goesintighter"
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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knob goblin

someone that "gobbles the knob" in other words someone who gives blow jobs generally is a girl
Dude shelby is the best knob goblin i know!
by shelbers34 January 21, 2009
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goblin sauce

the film that is colected on ones taint resulted from sweat and other misc. bodily fluids. also can be found on testicals
shit...that i ain't goin down on you...you got some nasty goblin sauce.
by j.t. October 31, 2004
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