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globat

The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.
Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall
by Sad globat victim March 6, 2005
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Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.
Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.
by rperazag August 5, 2010
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globule

a small lump/blob of paint found in a tin of paint. very annoying. a hinderance when one is painting walls.
i had to get that globule off my wall with my hands and then repaint the whole area!!
by dixie._.normus April 4, 2020
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globalhomo

A term used by right wingers to mock a theorized globalist political agenda that promotes progressive social/racial values (especially LGBT/3+ genders thought) over traditionalist, nationalist, and conservative values.
San Francisco has gone full globalhomo.
by Aaron Sneedandez November 29, 2021
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Globularist

One who suffers from globularism (also known as globitis). To see globularity where there is only linearity.
Niel is such a Globularist, he thinks he's on a spinning ball!
by Aronanda April 25, 2017
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Globalsexual

Do you wanna fuck a random guy but cant because you have a girlfriend? NOT TO WORRY! Become globalsexual! Fuck ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! Fuck this pillow, fuck this parrot, who cares? What, youre christian? YOU CAN FUCK JESUS TOO!:D
I like men women and dogs. I globalsexual
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
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globalization

Yes, as the definition above states, globalization is the exchange of goods, services and ideas across national boundaries. What many people fail to realize is that globalization has been going on for hundreds of years. However, the rate at which globalization has been spreading has increased dramatically within the past two decades due to factors like technological advancements in communications.

Globalization does not make the rich richer and the poor poorer. This is a common myth held by many narrow-minded religious fanatics and ignorant people who don’t know the first thing about business. Anybody who has taken a basic introductory course in economics will realize why globalization works to both the more affluent as well as the poorer nations’ advantage.

There is a growing disparity, however, between nations that are not globalized and those that are becoming more globalized. A study conducted by the World Bank in 2005 proves that nations who have taken part in globalization have experienced a growth in education levels, as well as an increase in GDP and standard of living. On the other hand, their less-globalized counterparts suffered the reverse.
Have you had your glass of Globalization today?
by Globalization May 27, 2006
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