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Gerry Ford

A person who rises, undeservedly, to a position of authority, usually as a result of another's demise. Also know as a Paterson.
Jeff: You see the guy taking over for Spitzer as our Governor?
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.

Can also be used as a verb.
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.
"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"
by lazzar February 14, 2009
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Germ Donor

Germ Donor:(Not to be mistaken with Sperm Donor) During the cold season,when someone coughs or sneezes in a public area, germs invariably follow and latch onto the nearest unknowing receiver.
Matt: Cough, cough...Ugh I've got a tewwible code.
Jay: I know, cover your damn mouth you Germ Donor.
Matt: Sowwy...
by King Jay January 7, 2009
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GermanDeli

An Internet site where people who miss German food and German groceries in the USA find what they've been craving.
German food groceries imported food German specialties foodies GermanDeli.com
by Deli-dweller February 5, 2010
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Gertari

Primarily used to substitute the word "cigarette."

The word has been used for quite some time in the Faroe Islands. And is very common in the central region of the islands, but has also spread throughout the smaller villages.
Shall we go out and have a smoke? .. have a Gertari?

In Faroese (different grammatical situations):
- "Skulu vit fara út at Gerta?" "Hevur tú Gertarir?"
- "Hald líka Gertaran hjá mær!"
- "Hygg! ein Gertari!"
by kukkarinhey June 2, 2010
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Gerber Squirtin'

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'
Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"
by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010
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Germaholic

A person who loves anything germy.

He doesn't mind what and where he eats.

Germs do not bother him. In pools. In resuatrants. In sex.
Brian is a germaholic, that is how he got thrush on his tongue
by Little.miss.sunshine.0 October 9, 2011
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