A sexual position that relates to the way guidos dance in clubs, i.e. fist pumping in any orifice ( anal oral vaginal ).
Mike: "Yo Pauly, did you hear about what happened to that girl Vinny brought back from the club?"
Pauly D: "Nah brah, what happened?"
Mike: "She got guido'd!"
Pauly D: "Aww shit, brah! That's sick!"
Pauly D: "Nah brah, what happened?"
Mike: "She got guido'd!"
Pauly D: "Aww shit, brah! That's sick!"
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Get the Guido'd mug.a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.
"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
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1) a very unappreciative person who doesn't try to see other peoples points of view. a geldorin always believes they are correct and are extremely quick to judge others, failing to look within themselves to see how they can improve their lives.
2) often use others for their personal gain and doesn't quite recognize when they've hurt someone or done things which the other person totally does not deserve. forever blaming other people for problems they've created for themselves.
3) expects others to change their entire lifestyle and personality to suit their own personal and often high high standards. Don't believe in compromise, or effective communication. Often have a skewed perspective on what societal norms entail.
4) Geldorins can be nice people if only they knew they didn't have to put others down to feel good about themselves.
2) often use others for their personal gain and doesn't quite recognize when they've hurt someone or done things which the other person totally does not deserve. forever blaming other people for problems they've created for themselves.
3) expects others to change their entire lifestyle and personality to suit their own personal and often high high standards. Don't believe in compromise, or effective communication. Often have a skewed perspective on what societal norms entail.
4) Geldorins can be nice people if only they knew they didn't have to put others down to feel good about themselves.
1) "what? really she said that about you. but Geldorin doesn't even know you well enough to say that!"
2) "Wilemina called you a bitch, repeatedly abused you and then blamed you for leaving the kettle on? Must be a Geldorin"
3) "Rachel didn't change her whole self so Geldorin ditched her then blamed her for not living up to societal norms"'
4) "she is really a nice person beneath that. If only she could see how wonderful she was. She's definitely a Geldorin"
* to some extent we are all geldorins and because we are not perfect, we tend to fluctuate in and out of geldorinness. its about recognizing when we do it and how we can change ourselves for personal growth as well as for the people in our lives, and on a larger scale for the community in general.
2) "Wilemina called you a bitch, repeatedly abused you and then blamed you for leaving the kettle on? Must be a Geldorin"
3) "Rachel didn't change her whole self so Geldorin ditched her then blamed her for not living up to societal norms"'
4) "she is really a nice person beneath that. If only she could see how wonderful she was. She's definitely a Geldorin"
* to some extent we are all geldorins and because we are not perfect, we tend to fluctuate in and out of geldorinness. its about recognizing when we do it and how we can change ourselves for personal growth as well as for the people in our lives, and on a larger scale for the community in general.
by Mr.Health.Funds June 15, 2010
Get the Geldorin mug.A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido
by Lindo Guido Josh July 28, 2011
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by Barbie Doll July 18, 2006
Get the Peaches Geldof mug.A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
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