ninja girlfriend

A mistress. A sexual partner that is unknown to the rest of the world, she is kept hidden from the public, and from the publicly proclaimed girlfriend and wife, mate, live-in spouse.

The dude's married but is looking for a ninja girlfriend anyway.

by GEO Z October 14, 2006

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A member of society that is constantly hated by her boyfriend's mother for no apparent reason.

The mother hates the girlfriend just for existing.

Mother: "Why are you dating your girlfriend? She's the devil and I cannot stand her. I want you to break up with her!"
Son: "Mom, I've been with her for 4 years. Why can't you learn to like her?"

by hatedbyamother December 6, 2009

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Girlfriend

A female partner , which A redditor wont get

Person 1 : Yooo i got A girlfriend

Person 2 : Quit lying your A fucking redditor

by Never gonna give you up November 23, 2020

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When you have a jealous girlfriend it is because of one or both of these two reasons.

One: she knows how amazing the person she has is and she doesn't want to lose him because he's so damn perfect.
Two: she knows that there is a very real chance that the person she is getting jealous over is better than her in many ways.

No matter what you do when you have a jealous girlfriend you can not be mad at her for being jealous because it is not her fault. She is feeling insecure and you are not helping. Girls do not get jealous over nothing; there is a reason. she loves you and she doesn't want to lose you.

Guy-"My jealous girlfriend is over reacting over the littlest things?

Guy's friend- "Just show her there's no reason to be jealous and tell her you love her"

by Best-definition July 30, 2016

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