Gary Herman

Lord of the cranks and owner of Herman’s Crank land

Gary Herman Is the king of the Cranks and Owns Herman’s crank land and Herman’s crank emporium

by Marsupialpouch101 December 15, 2021

Gary Trapani

Gary Trapani (well known as Mr. Trapani) is a very tall man (around 6ft) who loves little boys and drinks hand sanitizer and pees his pants quite often. Quite popular with the little boys and is overall rlly cute and I have a body pillow of him.

Diego Acevedo: "Gary Trapani's hot!"
Elian: "monkes"

by Markys wife February 1, 2022

Gary Banser

a boy with a respectably beautiful mother

Hey look! It’s a Gary Banser such a hot mom

by Seth pubes May 19, 2021

gary shmister

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.

Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.

by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

gary numans

Another meaning for a mans testicles, balls, nuts, plum bags, family jewels, minerals,

"I called the woman a bitch and she kicked me in the gary numans."

by Todd Everboat August 23, 2007

Gary Daniels

Jack Daniels and Diet Coke.

One Gary Daniels on ice down here broski.

by Skippin April 24, 2008

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013