Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

by The Irish God April 13, 2010

Frosty Carpet

Refers to the pubic region of hair being glazed in an evenly spread coat of sperm.
May require mutilpe attempts or a team effort for an evenly spread glaze depending on the amount of hair requiring frosting.

Boy: "Oh crap, the condom has split"
Girl: "Don't worry, just give me a frosty carpet instead"
Boy: "A what?"
Girl: "Just cum on my pubey triangle of lust god damn it!"
Boy: "Nice"

by Cometh The Man December 28, 2016

Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency

I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower

by Frostydyl August 27, 2022

frosty mcloughlin

Someone who pretends to not be an alcoholic when they are extremely twisted most of the time

i seen him in the pub drunk being an absolute frosty mcloughlin

by jazz mann2.0 November 27, 2017

Frosty Sandstorm

While being intimate on a beach, a man ejaculates in the hair of their partner and tosses a handful of sand into their hair.

"She was so angry when i gave her a frosty sandstorm last week that she still hasn't texted me back."

by AYO-ITS-ME April 14, 2022

Frosty bitch

Cold as fuck and doesn’t have emotions and does whatever they want

Nana is a frosty bitch

by Izzi May 10, 2018

Frosty Loops

The action of trying to figure out who a boy/girl likes or takes interest in. One could tell another to "Frosty Loop" someone, which would mean working together into finding his/her/robots crush.

"Dude who does Pamela like?"
"I don't know, lets Frosty Loops her"

by FreeBlockB4/D2 November 19, 2011