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February 1

The day when you hold hands with your crush! You have a crush? Today's the day to hold their hand!
Boy: You know it's February 1st right?
Girl: Yeah so what?
Boy: (Grabs girl's hand)
Girl: Oh 😊
by randomgirl843 January 29, 2021
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Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
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February 24

It’s National Kobe and Gigi Day! Represent this day by wearing your Lakers shirt or any lakers thing in general.
Oh it’s February 24th? Good thing i have my Lakers shirt on.
by 0mqAlicia February 6, 2020
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February 17

People born on this date are crackheads
And more likely to be serial killers but are very attractive and are one of the funniest people you will meet completely the opposite from people born on the 26th January
Someone:When’s your birthday ?
Me:February 17
Someone:slowly steps away
by Man got lecy December 28, 2019
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February 7th

The birthday of these famous celebrities:
Tina Majorino
Ashton Kutcher
Chris Rock
Garth Brooks
James Spader
Keefe Braselle
Eddie Bracken
Larry "Buster" Crabbe
Sinclair Lewis
Luara Ingalls Wilder
Charles Dickens
and new COD WAW Star Silentsnipe4572
I was born on February 7th. NO WAY A BUNCH OF CELEBRITIES WERE BORN ON THAT DAY!!!
by bbqbunny1 March 29, 2009
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18 February

National slap a bitch day. Anyone born on this day gets to slap or get slapped by a bitch.
Is it the 18 February ? it is, I’m gunna slap you”
by Bitchimaslapyou August 18, 2020
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February 15

1-valentines day was yesterday

2-good thing it’s February 15

1-why
2-cause plan b is plan a
by Balsyd65 February 14, 2021
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