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Get the Five Hargreeves mug.When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways
Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday
John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!
John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!
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A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.
Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.
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Get the the five sisters on Palm Street mug.A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool
Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?
by count-five-fan January 15, 2005
Get the Count Five mug.1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.
2) a hot mess from the South
2) a hot mess from the South
by DJ Oneiromancer October 2, 2008
Get the Chicken-Fried Mess mug.When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
by The Drifter_ September 11, 2009
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