friend

A person whom you pretend to like in exchange for that person being easier to manipulate.

I got my friend to kill Bob.

by Mr. Moody May 24, 2005

friends

A stupid american sitcom targeted at middle class white suburbia, that would be so randomly shit and ghey....

People with intellect hate this show for it is unfunny.

all the characters in friends always say:

"oh my god!"

by the-real-don August 20, 2009

friend

A male or a female that acts like he knows you but really backstabs you at the end

"Fuck bro my own friend dis me"

by Art June 3, 2004

friend

1.No such thing in my world
2.Someone I don't need

And I don't care, he he he

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

friends

Those assholes who won't give you the keys, despite the fact that you are fine. Also, the reason why you hate carrots.

My friends suck ass.

by Scyfersythe November 14, 2007

friends

two guys who like to have a lot of sex and play detainee games

My friend and I played a wicked games of Iraqi detainee on the weekend.

by billy December 26, 2004

friend

if theri girls then they r 2 faced, backstabbin bitches who can change from ur best friend 2 ur worst enemies in about the space of 2 mins. If they're guys then their not bad but can b a bit gross and immature sumtimes.

"hi nicola, how long have we bin best friends 4? 7 years has it bin"
"yeh i guess so, ahh well u bitch i dont like u ne more coz our personalities clash"

by steph (nambar wan!) May 24, 2003