Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 04, 2018
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Floating Chicklets

It's so dark.out here..the only way I see you is when you smile with your floating chicklets
by Candarsky September 14, 2018
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The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).
It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.
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Banana float giraffe

Banana float giraffe
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floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface
Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?
by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017
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float the buzz

when drinking, having an occasional glass of water as to not become too drunk.
I had a beer, then a water. Tonight i'm going to float the buzz.
by max pez May 28, 2007
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Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top
"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."
by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019
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