Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

by A non floater May 1, 2006

float my boat

What ever makes you hard or gives a guy an erection. Makes the penis rise, or 'float'.

Float my boat:
Every time I see a topless woman on the beach... Oh man, that really floats my boat!

by Zagila May 17, 2016

float

Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.

Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.

by gruetzmacher October 25, 2009

float

A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.

The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Floating Dough Fish

A piece of crap floating in the water.

When you are surfing near a sewage outlet and you look over and spot a floating dough fish...

by Dan Clifford June 14, 2005

float one

To fart, as with an air biscuit.

Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."

by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007

Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

by freebs August 18, 2013