Fetch

The clean version of any bad word

Fetching idiot
Fetch bro

by Jankyb December 16, 2018

Felch

According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was

is an example really necessary?

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

fetch

Used way before the movie Mean Girls ever came out. It was known as a substitute for the F*** word.

"Fetch, I slammed my finger in the door!"

"OWW! I fetching just burnt myslef."

"Fetch, I'm gonna be late!"

by boshow April 2, 2007

Feech

a common swear in ewok language which is similar to darn or shoot

feech gurl, your ass is ugly as a rancor; or

guy: feech you bitch!
girl: beecha wawa

by d72 January 9, 2010

Fench

Fench : paradoxical act of aggression - as a fench is entirely unprovoked, any retribution won't serve as due revenge, because the revenge was provoked by the fench. No prior warning can be given to the victim, and a fench cannot be used as a threat, becase these both imply provocation of some sort - a fench must be an act of wanton, spontaneous violence.

In other words, an act of aggression so successful that full revenge is impossible.

Can be used in various forms to describe the act of aggression (usually resulting in comic humiliation of the victim), the aggressor and the victim, ie:

1. "I've just witnessed a particularly amusing fench"
2. "I've just been fenched"
3. "You're worse than a bastard - you're a fencher!"

by ekul August 10, 2004

fetch

british slang for cool and hip.

Her shoes are so fetch.

by Marina Smith November 13, 2007

felchin

during the act of gay sexual inetercourse,a piece of bacon is placed down ones throat to aid the tightening of the anal sphincter, thus an overall more intense orgasm is achieved.

as above.

by sex feind May 26, 2003