factoism

an analigistic term used by Mr.Facto

(background)as we walk down the road of life blah blah blah

(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms

factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.

by hayden,cool guy March 10, 2008

Poop factory on Wheels

1. A mobile factory that manufactures excrement.

2. A mentally capable physcially handicapped person who craps his pants and scratches his crap covered ass. He would then proceed to wipe his hands on many of his possessions(i.e. a ruler, his school desk, his school box). Said person is usually in between 4th-6th grade.

Boy Student 1: J.R. reeks today! I hate pushing him around in his wheel chair.
Boy Student 2: What do you expect? He is a poop factory on wheels.
Both Students: hahahaha
Girl Student: You two are so mean!
Boy Student 1: Shut up slut!

by Kyle Orman August 4, 2004

fear factory

A Band, One of the Best Bands!

Fear Factory is an Awesome Band!

by Josh May 5, 2004

shock factor

The subjective measure of the psychological "impact" of any given event.

Those involved the plotting of the 9/11 attacks were attempting to maximize the shock factor.

by Guido1 March 28, 2008

glue factory

A place where horses, dogs, cats, and other pets are made into glue when they die :D

John's dog went to the glue factory (died) yesterday :(

by Midas14 December 16, 2006

The X Factor

Supposedly a singing contest, yet instead one huge joke. All it is is an unfair competition in which a young, good-looking yet naive wannabe-famous boy or girl is chosen to be the next one hit wonder popstar to generate money for Simon Cowell. The winner is usually forgotten about after a few months, becoming only background noise in the music industry, but that doesn't matter to Simon, as he does it every year. The shows are heavily decorated and the drama is over exaggerated, making it even less about the singing, and to make matters worse the judges are always people that don't actually know much about music or singing. Plus the performances are usually enhanced with pre-recorded backing vocals. And no, your votes don't count, Simon chooses who goes through and who doesn't. It's a shame how music is about money nowadays, and not emotion and expression, and The X Factor is only making it worse.

Fuck Simon Cowell and The X Factor.

by absoluteloadofbollocks December 27, 2010

Pucker Factor

The act of your sphincter grabbing some of the seat underneath you as you narrowly escape a dire situation (i.e. an emergency procedure, enemy fire, RPGs, SAM missiles.) while flying a helicopter for the U.S. Army.

My pucker factor was on level 10 when I experienced enemy fire and lost power to my engines. We autorotated and made it safely to the ground. But dang, i still got some of that seat in my butt.

by AViatorQ March 4, 2010