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fart whispering

A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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Fart ‘n Dart

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.
That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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Cider Fart

gas passed through the anal vent, with a distinctive egg smell with a hint of apple
Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"

Mike - "It's my cider fart"
by dalek boab May 24, 2010
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injecto-fart

When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.
"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"
by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 12, 2012
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Resting Fart Face

When someones relaxed face looks like they just smelled a fart.
I saw sally today, you ever notice she always looks like she just smelled a fart? she has a resting fart face.
by AngDevilo November 22, 2017
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Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.
Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019
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