Spinosaurus Fanboy

The worst! These 12-year old fanboys believe that their fish-eating dinosaur is a god that is 70 feet long. They are usually crybabies who rage everytime they see Tyrannosaurus win. We wouldn't have these trolls if it weren't for Jurassic Park.

"T-wex dye SPINO IS THE BEST FAGS"
-Annoying ass Spinosaurus Fanboy

by WhoDatFreshBoi January 12, 2018

Mother Falcon

A totally awesome band hailing from Austin, Tx. Composed of high school and college kids, they started approximately in January 2008, and have grown to over 12 members. Most of their music is written by members of Mother Falcon, but play do covers as well. Genre can best be described as "Classical Pop", as all their instruments are acoustic.

Steve: whoa dude, I just saw Mother Falcon play, and it totally blew me away. They're gonna be at ACL soon.

A hot girl named Sarah and her equally hot friend Julia
Sarah: Those guys in Mother Falcon are so hot! I want to get with all of them!
Julia: Yeah I agree. The only thing is, I get the lead singer and that cello player confused...I can't tell them apart.
Sarah: Yeah, I guess. Hey what's your favorite song?
Julia: Well it used to be "Dancing Shoes", but it got old. Now I like "Marigold" or "Just to see her smile" the best.
Sarah: Yeah, those are better than "Dancing Shoes"

by matrixtrout03 October 21, 2008

Sonic fanboys

Possibly the most pathetic fanboys. Like the Final Fantasy fandom, Sonic fandom is separated into two two halves: the Genesis fans and the Gamecube fans. Former Nintendo fanboys, The Gamecube Sonic fans draw pictures of Green Shadows and purple Amys and concept fan characters thinking that they can use them to make an official Game, anime, or comic about them without getting their asses sued. They have never touched a Genesis and were pulled into the franchise after playing SA1: battle. The other half is the whinier half filled with more furfaggotry and nostalgia goggles. Former SEGA fanboys and for the most part 2-D platforming fanboys, they play Sonic Genesis titles because the classics are teh best evar and treat Gamecube Sonic fans with mild disdain. They masturbate to Sally Acorn and dream about the franchise being revived into what made it popular in the first place....even though it will never happen. Both parties can be found on DeviantART, having dreams about the characters existing and bitching about the latest Sonic game. They are a depressed and pitiful ground these fanboys.

Me: Sonic sucks.

Sonic fanboys: WTF YOU STUPID ASHOLE SONIC DOES NOT FUKING SUCK AS A CHARACTER BUT YES AS A FRANSHISE . I HOPE U GET KILLED BY CHAOS CONTORL!!!

Me: You know, you're really not changing my opinion on the subject.

by I don't give a damn April 9, 2007

faco

Decribes a fat man who wears high end clothing that comes in very large sizes. Derived from the department store Faconable which sells extremely large shirts with the text "Faco" on the front.

Hey there Faco, would you like a taco?

by Ronald Mexico November 12, 2006

Minecraft Fanboy

More than likely a 10 year old

Omg your a minecraft fanboy

by cornhub.corn October 21, 2016

Captain Falcon

Has "Golden Nipples of Destiny"

Samurai Goroh is a fat fuck for Captain Falcon's cock lololoololo

by Dr. Stewart August 27, 2003

Falcon Punch

1: Captain Falcon's signature move.
2: The answer to everything.

1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*

2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!

by Rei Hano February 12, 2009