fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

EPIC fail.

when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.

Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"

by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.

The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.

by Zambiki December 1, 2010

sail fail

A manuever pulled when a person easily fails something without very much effort or thought put into it.

That honors class was so hard that I just sail failed right though it.

by seven forty post meridian June 9, 2005

Fail Mix

A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.

Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"

Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."

by TravelLogix April 12, 2020