fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

KT Fail

When you Take almost forever whith a lot of effot just to fail in the end.

This is Demonstrated when you are fighting Kel Thulzad in Naxxaramas just to fail when he reaches 2% health.

This is Pronounced Using a K and a T sound individualy instead of saying the name of the letters themselves.

You: Dude i'm on the last page of my 300 page Thesis on why the human race destroys everything they come in contact with.

Me: Weren't we supposed to write on the growth of a specific type of mushroom?

You: ........

Me: KT FAIL

by Admiral Zaron June 26, 2009

Fail Reaper

a person, object or being that makes someone fail

a person fails by falling off a tree, the tree is then a fail reaper

by theultimatefail July 6, 2009

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Lyric fail

When you mishear the lyrics to a song, and make the lyrics sound dumber then they actually are.

Queen's somebody to love on the radio: Each morning I get up and die a little
Guy 1: dude did that just say it's more then I get for butt dialing
Guy 2: No. That was a pretty big lyric fail

by Strawberry_Gashes March 9, 2010

Fail Weyburn

To take a joke that someone else has had success with, make it your own, and it suddenly becomes not so funny anymore.

To complete the phrase, one must place one's left hand flat (palm down) above the forehead, and the right hand flat (palm down) around the chin.

"And then we shall ride saber-toothed ponies into the Saskatchewan sunset! Hail Weyburn!" ... "Fail Weyburn!"

by MyCrotch2009 January 1, 2010

Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

by rewand0099 June 11, 2009