Caden Fail

When someone makes the simplest mistake when saying goodbye to someone over chat or text.

Person 1 "BYEEEEE"

Person 2 "BYEEEEEEEe"

Person 1 "That was a caden fail"

by grimmmmmm July 8, 2010

Infomercial Fail

To fail amazingly badly at a basic or simple task. Infomercials use this kind of exaggerated, highly unlikely failure to demonstrate the nonexistent or dubious "problem" the product in question supposedly solves (i.e. trying to crack an egg into a bowl and instead splattering egg and crushed shell pieces all over everything within three feet, hammering a nail into drywall and sending the hammer right through the wall, eating a sandwich and having its entire contents fall directly into your lap, etc.).

Just full-on infomercial failed at cracking an egg. Twice.

by StromCarlson June 1, 2010

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.

Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)

by YAWA July 14, 2020

epic fail

Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.

<after getting pwned in a video game>

Player1 Dude, we just got reamed
Player2 Yeah, Epic Fail

by scolemann March 19, 2008

panda fail

A "panda fail" occurs when someone is so unsuccessful at a particular task (ie. the apparent lack of sex drive among pandas) that the person's existance is no longer necessary.

Bob's decline of his wife's offer to have sex with her while concurrently eating a sandwich was a total panda fail.

by LettyFresh August 22, 2010

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

senses fail

Possibly one of the most amazing and underrated emocore bands from Ridgewood NJ(Better Recognize). See these guys live. Their lyrics are amazing and the instrumental aspect is insane.

Senses Fail is one of the greatest bands out there!

by BrandNizzle311 March 18, 2004