Face Hole

Alternate word for mouth

Shut your god damned face hole!

by H0T Karl October 16, 2009

Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

by intrepid May 9, 2005

face the diggity

To give a woman oral sex , to lick her pussy, put your face between her legs

I'm going to face the diggity , I'll face the diggity

by farmritch February 12, 2008

*Face Hell*

when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong

Dan: Shut the fuk up.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.

Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH

by PumaMania August 14, 2008

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 8, 2010

face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.

What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.

by mayhemite! January 21, 2011

Face throttle

Throttling someone's fucking dumb ass face.

I'm going to face throttle your fuck off.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018