fecal fangs

Having shit under your fingernails

Oh! Old fecal fangs is coming in to get a manicure

by Jane1111 October 17, 2013

fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

by billebllunt May 9, 2014

Fecal funny gas

A person who opens a persons anus and waits for a fart to inhale it

Man I can go for some fecal funny gas

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

fecalnecophiliac

Someone who stimulates him/herself by having sexual feeling/thoughts or acts with dead shit

Oh my god chris your such a fecalnecophiliac....

by phillipWWWWWW November 3, 2006

fecal feast

to eat shit, tell someone to eat shit

Phil told his boss to have a fecal feast.

by pappapitt December 25, 2006

fecalist

A man who likes to eat shit all day long

- I've been at that party, met that girl, been fucking her all night long then I went to another great party, hooked up with a girl there aswell and started pomping again.
- Damn fecalist, stop eating shit, you were at home !

by vorty December 15, 2008

fecal warrior

One who partakes in wrestling with poo instead of mud.

ass pirate

Not only is she a champion mud wrestler, she also dominates as a fecal warrior.

by Craig Frezek December 9, 2008