Ethan

An Ethan is a massive bellend. Often found in packs, Ethan’s are easily found due to being massive virgins. Their prey consists of women (which is probably why they can’t get a lass) and sometimes varies to gingers. Stay safe by staying clear of Ethan’s. Xox

You degrade women like an Ethan.

by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019

Ethan

A person who might look like he doesn't care about anything but deep inside he is sweet and caring

He has a way to make you laugh even if you're down and you can be yourself when you're around him like when you're goofy his gonna do it as well xD...

He's a good friend and you could trust him

He is who he is and I won't change a thing about him

He is Ethan and i fell in love with because of who he is and not because of his looks

by Justsomeoneyoudontknowoutthere January 9, 2017

ethan

a dumb mf that leads you on and doesn’t do shit for you

dude did you know ethan lead that girl on.

by bringing brandi December 27, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.

Ethan is a fucking cock up

by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019

Ethan

cunt.

ethan is a fucking cunt.

by MEOWTH3297205974 January 28, 2019

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020