Ethan

Pimp with a gigantic cock.

"Damn I want to ride Ethan''s gigantic fucking dick."

by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the name of a king or god. He is cool, funny, negative at times, and definitely a leader. He is loving towards his family and good to his friends, but if you get on his bad side, be prepared for the worst. Even if all else states otherwise, he is an enigma which can only be truly comprehended by his closest family members. Some will say he has an evil spirit and no soul. Some say he is a pessimist, but he doesn’t take that as an insult, he takes it in as feedback that can help him. He does not like authority at all, and completely defies it. He tries to make his own authority for others to follow. He can’t stand people that don’t have a sense of humor. He is drawn greatly to artistic talent and loves anything that requires great artistic ability. Sometimes you would even think that he isn’t human because right after an injury he bounces right back up like nothing in his way can stop him. He is amazing and you would be lucky to be close to this person

Ethan is the coolest person I know.

by Ethanos November 26, 2018

Ethan

The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel

Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind

by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020

Ethan

Very loving and funny! He will always be there help if you need to vent, and is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet. He gets really stressed out sometimes but always manages to make everything work out. He will make you feel so special when you talk to him, with all his attention on you. He loves to be spontaneous and go on adventures, but he’s also very cuddly and is a great kisser. He works so hard to make others happy, appreciate having him in your life.

Wow, Ethan is so hot! We should go on a date sometime!

by Angel_Lynn_M December 20, 2019

Ethan

dis boi cant even read dr suessical books cause he depessed and got llots a clout and

ETHAN! get over here boi

by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018