Rotary Engine

The Balls

Man did you see that? it must be a rotary engine it had the balls!

by Cleathy November 30, 2009

software engineer

a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.

See also Office Space

by medaeval February 6, 2004

afrotek engineering

A poor man's way of engineering. The most common example is on cars where a brother can slap a pair of 22's and a two-tone paint job on a car and say they engineered this car. In fact, Afrotek engineered is just the politically correct way of saying "pimped".

The show "Unique Whips" and most of whats on "Pimp My Ride" is straight up Afrotek Engineering.

by Sir G-orge May 2, 2006

Search engine

A search engine is a woman who has everything you are looking for in her

‘Buddy, That chick is a search engine !’, ‘what do you mean ?’
‘Man, she has everything I’m looking for in her’

by Alknowsbest January 14, 2018

situational engineer

A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.

Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.

I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.

by Bogus24 May 24, 2018

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023

engineers induction

Engineers induction is assuming a statement is always true once it is true on a few small cases

Alice: 3, 5, and 7 are prime, so all odd numbers must be prime by engineers induction

by etr217 January 30, 2022