Egyptian Lollipop

A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.

Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)

by toboUD October 19, 2023

Egyptohooker

An Ancient Egyptian prostitute.

Sekhmet was having sex for money in Ancient Egyptian times, she’s an Egyptohooker.

by jillybeanapril November 22, 2023

Egyptian Earthquake

Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.

I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Egypted

When your lovely country goes from being a kingdom to a democracy to a full-blown dictatorship.

Yo, Adolf just Egypted Germany!

by basicallymermaid January 22, 2024

Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy

jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that

by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

Egyption Ring Toss

The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.

Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.

by BC694 February 24, 2025

Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.

Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.

by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025