Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie

Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!

by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023

eddie mason

Eddie is a cute little pumpkin head from anime called "angels of death". He must be protected from all the hate in this world.

Person A: Can I have a cookie?
Person B: No.
Person A: Why?
Person B: It's for Eddie Mason.

by Spooky👀 November 9, 2020

Eddie Jones

A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.

Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!

Me: nevermind.

by natswords July 20, 2021

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic of the lowest kind

Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

eddies mother

big restarted ugly ass slut who is nothing more than a thot i mean look out she might fuck you and make a deformed baby

oh shit look at the horizon its eddies mother run bitch ruuuuun

by the worlds most honest guy December 5, 2017

Off the eddies

Getting fucked up with the boys. Of the rails. Crazy. Wildin. Straight rowdy.

That party was off the eddies

by Willyt February 23, 2020

Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc

"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"

by leenabean April 10, 2020