evan

Hot ass niggy who smashes monday thru sunday smokes weed and knows alot about the sexual organs. Has only had 1 orgy though and is sad because he has a small peen.

That kid evan is wild.

by Ima Spoob February 5, 2019

Evan Williams

Plays ping pong and loves to complain

Evan Williams: "Ping pong practice was so tiring"

by britt12342 June 5, 2019

evangelical

christians who like to argue and force their ideas of religion on others. sometimes resulting in violence and always voice raising.

Dude, that chick is so fucking evangelical!

by alisse March 29, 2004

Evangelatheist

Both the antonym and variation of an evangelist, these are people or groups of people who are so opposed to religion that they will go out of their way to bash yours, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or anything else. To them, religion is a brain-washing cult, and they have taken it upon themselves to spreading the 'Word of Rationality' by getting you the hell out of prayer. They are just as likely to be on the street with pamphlets and signs around their necks as Jehovah's Witnesses.

Random Religious Guy: My mom gave a five hour rant this morning.

Random Guy: Why?

Random Religious Guy: I feel asleep during church and I -

Evangelatheist: CHURCHES ARE PENS! PENS ARE FOR SHEEP! CHRISTIANS ARE SHEEP! OPEN YOUR EYES! THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO HEAVEN! MUSLIMS ARE EXPLODING AND THERE ARE NO VIRGINS FOR THEM! HERE - READ ABOUT IT IN MY PAMPHLET!

Random Religious Guy: ... You're gay.

Evangelatheist: THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TO THINK IS WRONG! CHURCH IS MAKING YOU HATEFUL! BURN THEM DOWN!

Random Guy: No, you're just gay.

by Erica H January 10, 2009

evangeline

likes vintage clothing, big boobied, wears ribbons in her hair, very smart and flirty, usally of jewis desent, has maltesermoments

OMG she is wearing an Evangeline

that is so totally evangeline!

maltesermoments evangeline eviie boobs vintage hat

by lolly97 December 5, 2010

Evan

Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love

- Signed Shania Lachez

Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "

by Shania Lachez O. May 23, 2010

Evan

Evan is a kind hearted and a bit shy guy which he doesn't like party crazy as hell ,makes him different from others. He enjoys eating with people instead of eating alone. He cant eat spicy food otherwise his face will turn into blood red color.

He is always there to help and with a warm smile no matter what races you are.
He likes/loves the girl, will try to do silly things for her. Sometimes will make some jokes and try to get more body touch.
He loves travel around for new life.

He is a simple yet wise guy and only those with a simple mind will understand him.

Girl: Why stare at me?
Evan smiled in a shy way.....
Girl:Why eat the watermelon skin? hahaha
Evan: Just to make you laugh.

Girl: the splash from the boat......
Evan: Did I make you wet......(witty smile)

by Dragonpretty August 12, 2016