A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
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Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".
Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.
Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."
Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".
Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.
Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."
Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".
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One of the best teams to ever play in the NFL. Typically the fans of teams such as the Jets, Dolphins, Bills, Steelers, Colts, and Eagles hate the Patriots, but only because they are jealous of their recent success. They currently hold the record for 21 consecutive wins btwn. the 2003-2004 season, as well as the most consecutive post-season wins (10). They represent what it means to truly be a "T"eam. Some of the most popular players are Brady, Bruschi, Vrabel, Vinatieri, McGinest, and Seymour. They have won 3 out of the last 4 super bowls, and are hungry for more.
The new england patriots are FAR better than the jets, dolphins, or bills who are in their division. new england as a whole is the elite region of the country! Boston is title town, live with it....
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