AP Diet

The weight loss someone experiences after binging on multiple AP classes. Usually caused by just eating Top Ramen, Kraft Macaroni, or more commonly, nothing between cram sessions for classes.

Girl 1: Damn girl!! You be looking skinny today!!

Girl 2: Thanks, I've lost 50 pounds since Euro last yr!

Girl 1: Oh? AP diet?

Girl 2: Yup, this yr I'm taking 5, so there goes another 60 pounds!

by Treaux December 12, 2010

Diet Snob

a person who lost weight by dieting who now talks down to overweight people

that chick is such a diet snob, ever since she lost all that weight she treats me like crap because I am still fat

by Oceaneer June 13, 2007

diet spliff

The 'healthiest' type of marijuana joint. Herbal tobacco is used instead of regular cigarette or rolling tobacco, and the skin is rolled backroll style meaning less paper is inhaled.

Diet spliffs are also a good way of fooling yourself into believing that you're cutting down.

"I know smoking weed is bad, but it's ok because I only roll diet spliffs."

by Ian Bailey April 1, 2007

diet food

a slang word for crystal meth.
(it's called diet food because you loose a lot of weight while using)

Hey girl you're looking a little fat. Did you stop using diet food?

by cocog January 12, 2008

dried fruit

Large variety of dried fruit items can be mixed together or eaten separately Full of fiber and very healthy.

She had to eat a lot of dried fruit on her diet.

She loves to eat dried apricots.

by Lee Ryder March 5, 2009

dietzel

A pretzel made out of natural ketchup and filled with cheese. Quite delicious.

Yesterday at the football game, the concession stand was selling dietzels!! I almost peed.

by deetzlover November 10, 2011

Dried up lake

An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

"My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake"

by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011