Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.

"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"

by Spastic llama September 27, 2015

Dive bar

A bar that is sleazy, poorly maintained and in overall bad shape

The "High Noon Saloon" is a real dive bar. Whenever it rains, you're bound to be ankle-deep in wastewater.

by FatElvis May 16, 2004

Coffee dIVE

The best place in the world to get a cup of coffee...

Coffee Dive Non corparate coffee houses. Mom and Pop

by Joelydia November 22, 2006

Scuba Diving

When you lay on your back and suck your own dick while your balls sag onto your eyeballs.

I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes

by CrystalPepsi March 12, 2015

muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 3, 2007

scuba dive

the act of pretending to give a high five then sweeping ur hand under theirs saying scuba dive while smacking them in face with ur other hand

scuba diver : hey nice job

other dude : thanks
scuba diver : high five

other dude : Yeah !!!!

scuba diver SCUBA DIVE BITCH!!!!
SMACK
other dude : oww

by who ever elseusedshaggyihateu July 28, 2010

munch diving

the act of indulging in food much as you would pussy if you were muff diving.

Damn Max, you must be hungry cause you sure are munch diving into that salad.

by timmy tato July 25, 2008