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Skin Diving

Performing the act of cunnilingus on a completely shorn vulva.
“Brohim, my gal got laser hair removal so now I’m skin diving instead of muff diving.”
by HR49 August 17, 2022
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Dive bar

A bar that is sleazy, poorly maintained and in overall bad shape
The "High Noon Saloon" is a real dive bar. Whenever it rains, you're bound to be ankle-deep in wastewater.
by FatElvis May 16, 2004
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Coffee dIVE

The best place in the world to get a cup of coffee...
Coffee Dive Non corparate coffee houses. Mom and Pop
by Joelydia November 22, 2006
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Scuba Diving

When you lay on your back and suck your own dick while your balls sag onto your eyeballs.
I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes
by CrystalPepsi March 12, 2015
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muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
by SugarRay August 3, 2007
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scuba dive

the act of pretending to give a high five then sweeping ur hand under theirs saying scuba dive while smacking them in face with ur other hand
scuba diver : hey nice job

other dude : thanks
scuba diver : high five

other dude : Yeah !!!!

scuba diver SCUBA DIVE BITCH!!!!
SMACK
other dude : oww
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surface dive

to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.
“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)
by pthomas625 November 22, 2007
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