Demon Shit

5000 years ago in a land filled with midgets and fairies, an internet disease known as DemonShit666 came up. His name has been synonymous with one massive, miniature Metropolis-sized fecal matter with an unbelievable stench and excruciatingly hilarious quantity, much like Jack Black's shit in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. A true Demon Shit has a perfectly formed shape, usually repetitive in large quantities, with a smell so unbearable that even Indians will potentially pass out and die, and a humorous factor due to the broken anus that the demon shitter will have

"jesus christ what the fuck happened to Ray?"
"goddamn nigga demon shitted himself, ripped his rectum and literally shat himself inside out."
"mother fucker."

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

cum guzzling semen demon

some one who guzzles semen at a rapid pace

dude i went out with this chick last night and she was a cum guzzling semen demon!

by nick hund January 8, 2008

Demonic Duck

A duck that somewaht resembles a demon, has strange powers that make it a very good distraction. Appears multiple times in the web-comic El Goonish Shive.

Hey look! is that some sort of demonic duck?

by Gameguy602 May 2, 2010

shit demon

A demonic diety that represents all that is SHIT

Boomer is a real Shit Demon

by FUCK YOU July 10, 2003

demon

A creature of the night without a soul many different kinds of demons exist, some are poisoned, huma hybrids such as vampires others are pure demon, sent into hell demensions at the dawn of human time. pure demons are the biggest, theyre stronger and eviler than others, many ancient and lost texts speak of such demons but they have been lost of centuries, and written in lost languages such as samarian and tulak, many can only be killed in a specific way such as drowning or a stake through the heart. Many demons are worshipped by people.

She was a demon, she killed him

by White Wicca March 13, 2004

demon burger

A term that is a play on the band name "Dimmu Borgir" (Dark Castle in the Icelandic tongue), the symphonic metal band from Norway. Often used as a derogatory substitute name.

"Hey, you heard anything from the new demon burger album?"

"Demon Burger used to be black metal, now they're a bunch of posers."

by Brandon Sh. November 14, 2007

Demon Cleaner

A Toothbrush.

Mommy the demons are hurting me again. Did you use your Demon Cleaner today? No. Well that's why daddy left, you little pussy. Now go brush your teeth.

by Lubed Goat February 6, 2009