douchebagito

A son (or daughter: douchebagita) of a douchebag or douchebaguette. A kid you is a clearly on their way of becoming just like their douchebag parents...

Lil Johnny is exactly like his father. What a Douchebagito!!!

Karen's daughter just hung up on me. What a little douchebagita!

by ziggyzigman May 18, 2009

Douchebagitis

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

by twofacediav June 21, 2009

Douchebaggetry

Noun. The state of being a douchebag, characterized by pretentiousness, overinflated self-worth (egotism) and low intelligence. Pejoratively (negatively) used.

I hear you. His douchebaggetry knows no bounds.

by DAHL January 5, 2011

Douchebagdom

A distinctive and complex set of symptoms indicating the existence of a douchbag

look at that dude, from the pink shirt and the popped collar.. The Douchebagdom is just dripping off him!

by Douchebagdom March 22, 2011

douchebagify

to modify your appearance and/or possessions so it is apparent that you are a douche bag

that Volkswagen with the ugly ass body-kit is very douchebagified (past tense of douchebagify)

by pseudonympseudonymmmm7mmmmm7 May 18, 2011

Douchebagattractionitis

a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.

Girl 1: How was your date?
Girl 2: Horrible. He turned out to be just another douchebag.
Girl 1: You my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.

by NinaM November 8, 2011

Douchebagopolis

It is a place outside of time where one may live or visit that has proven to be the asshole of the world and be populated predominantly with Douchebags--A Cultural Wasteland.

Friend on phone: Hey Bro, I just got back to the States. I should be back in (fill in the blank) in a few hours.

Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.

by PhoenixCat February 5, 2012