up the dodge

Pregnant

I can’t believe I’m up the dodge, I thought I was being careful!

by Puddle75 January 21, 2018

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Dodges

When a female gives a blowjob while taking a shit

The craziest thing just happened to me, your girl ever give you a dodges?

by Crucialjo September 3, 2025

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shock dodge

A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.

"I Used the star just in time to do a shock dodge."
"BAM, shock dodge!"

by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018

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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.

“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”

by Erarr October 7, 2023

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When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.

Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"

by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023

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safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

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