I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.
I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.
I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.
by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015
Get the vag datemug. A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.
ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"
ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"
ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"
ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"
ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
Get the Midwest Datemug. A person who must be dating someone at all times. Often moves quickly from person to person even after saying that they are the one.
by Theman10155 August 29, 2016
Get the Date Whoremug. by healthbledger November 21, 2011
Get the Clam Datemug. When your friend calls and plays secretly with a girl he met online in a game but refuses to admit they are dating/want to date them.
by sebik604 August 15, 2023
Get the Softcore datingmug. (guy 1) - How did the date go?
(guy 2) - Oh it ended up being a dry date.
(guy 1) - Ahh, shitty deal.
(guy 2) - Oh it ended up being a dry date.
(guy 1) - Ahh, shitty deal.
by Shannon_Cannon March 29, 2010
Get the Dry Datemug. Date or mate is a Instagram story disease that is widely spread throughout 11 to 14 year old desparates.
by mate your small October 21, 2019
Get the date or matemug.