cootersnatch

1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong

Shit got wild once he cootersnatched me at the frat house.

by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011

Cootersnitcher

A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.

Dan is such a cootersnitcher.

You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.

Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.

by lolmaster420_69 March 9, 2011

Cooterspicket

Its a dirty used tampon.

Girl: Hey <derp> I started my period....

Boy: Ewww.... get away from me with your cooterspicket vagina....

by FlutterNiggah August 23, 2011

Cooter Cocker

When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.

Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.

by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012

Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.

He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.

by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015

coyote baby

A child conceived by rape of a Mexican human smuggler (coyote).

Her husband left her after finding out she was keeping the coyote baby.

by lenny732 August 26, 2016

cooter swamper

1. An extremely attractive person

2. Anything sure to turn a female on

1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."

by Twelve Foot Yeti June 19, 2016