Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Clittany Clerckens

A typical sorority girl, that actually is not a sorority girl, that can't handle her alcohol and always makes things her about herself.

"Did you hear about Becky at the bar last night?"
"No what happened?"
"She was being such a Clittany Clerckens!"
"Becky is so annoying after two Mike's Harder."

by bgercks May 9, 2018

czechout-clerk

A store-cashier in a Central European country.

I love buxom girls, and according to the official boob-map of the world, the women in the entire Swiss-German area have chests that are a D-cup average, so perhaps dating a few czechout-clerks would be a good start.

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021

Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021