german curse

Having a penis that may only be five to six inches in length but is thick as a beer can.

I couldn't get my hand around it. He's got the the german curse.

by ScottyZ December 8, 2006

Cured

To be cured. Meaning tired of or general cannot be arsed to do something.

I’m so cured with work at the moment

by Leon shaw May 4, 2018

Curse Of Tak

You get girls, but they will leave you sooner.

"Hey man, a few days ago, my third online girlfriend left me again." "That's sad, do you by any chance have the Curse Of Tak?"

by redact January 8, 2022

curled

When someone tries to tell you off and you come up with a good comeback. burned Told

Person A: You are sooo ugly
Person B: Well I'm not as ugly as your momma
Audience: Oooo Curled!

by Dorothy (Kanapaha) December 14, 2008

Micheal Moore Curse

Noun

The Michael Moore Curse is the reason Michigan hasn't beaten Ohio State in football for the last six seasons. Michael Moore blamed Ohio for Kerry's loss in the Presidential Election of 2004. In a blog post, Moore called for Michigan to beat Ohio State the following Saturday to retaliate for Ohio's "betrayal." The following weekend, Michigan State (the Spartans, not the Wolverines) were defeated by Ohio State. The Wolverines suffered the same feat two week later. Michigan has not beat Ohio State since Moore's outburst.

I thought with Bush out of the White House, the Micheal Moore Curse would be lifted, but Ohio State owned us . . . again!

by Max C. Webster, III November 21, 2009

curved edge

People who do not believe in the teachings of straight edgeness. Basicaly, they are the exact opposite of straight edge. They have casual sex, smoke pot, and get piss drunk. They have much more fun than sraight edge kids, and aren't afraid to live life.

Im so curved edge, i got wasted, was high, and banged like 3 girls this weekend.

by keelin Spencer December 11, 2007

Curse of Cathy

The Curse of Cathy is a severe mental handicap running on the occurence of XX chromosome configurations in some families. Symptoms include:

-Praising scientologist Travolta flicks like Battlefield Earth
-Paying more attention to fantasy movies than your children
-Having children in rehab
-Laughing like Kefka from Final Fantasy 6

Curse of Cathy
To the tune of "The Curse of Feanor" by Blind Guardian

Taken the long way
Dark rooms I went through
I arrived
My vision's so clear
In anger and pain
I felt deep wounds ahead
But I arrived
Truth might be changed by ignorance

Beyond the void but deep within me
A swamp of filth exists
A lake it was of crystal beauty
But my sister's ass went by
I've heard the warning (TRAVOLTA!)
Well curse my name
I'll keep on laughing (At her movies)
No regret
No regret

chorus (1):
Don't fear the eyes of the dark mom
Cathy I cried
All hope is gone cuz you're dumb again
Hear my oath
I won't take part in your dumb shit!

I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow which covers the light
I will always remember the time
But it's past
I cannot turn back the time
(I) don't look back
There's still smoke near the oven
But I arrived
Revenge be mine

chorus (2):
I won't take part in your dumb fate
Cathy I cried
It's my oath
So I reject the eyes
Of the dark mom

Soon you will be free
Set your ignorance loose
"Suddenly I realized
The prophecies
I've never believed in
My deeds were right
you've stained the land
And slain my life
(Via degrading comments)
There's no release from your sins
It hurts
THE CURSE OF CATHY RUNS LONG
Time and only time will tell us
Tell: was I right or wrong?
When anger breaks through
I'll leave mercy behind"

chorus (2)

I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow they'll cover my life
But I'll also remember the times
(And) after all I'm still alive...

But barely! Get me out!

by Nobody Suspicious May 30, 2004