choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013

Croosh

Used in a context where something is unbelievable or crazy.

Friend #1: Hey, did you hear about the guy that bitch slapped a news reporter just because they all sound the same?

Friend #2: Damn! No I didn't. That's croosh dude!

by Beastly On A Daily July 21, 2014

Crossed the bridge

A way of saying that you or someone has said the n-word

That twitch streamer just crossed the bridge.

by Blackphoenix101 February 20, 2020

crooked collarbones

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.

person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."

by alitair March 22, 2021

Craig Crosset

A choady guy with a choad and a square body and his breath smells like farts. Also when talking in first person refers to self as C-Nasty.FAG

Fuck its cold im gonna get a craig crosset.

by yyuggfytufcyidcytcvvb November 11, 2010

Gingers crossed

The opposite to fingers crossed, when you don't want some thing to happen.

" that's not good news , gingers crossed"

by hoots September 28, 2017