Crister RONALD

CRISTER RONALD SEWYYYYYYYY!
CRISTER'S COCK IN TANAYS ASS

MANCHESTER IS RED NOT BLUE OJAS
Crister RONALD

by uwushubhandpratha September 6, 2022

Podiceps cristatus

From the latin; Picking both of ones nostrils at the same time. Lit. trans. "Double Pick"

You should have seen this guys <i>podiceps cristatus</i>, those fingers were all jammed up there!

by Jonathan Donaldson January 27, 2004

Babriel Crist

The supernatural, extra spicy alter-ego of Gabriel Crist.

Ayo, Babriel Crist lookin kinda juicy.

by Almighty Bwehzus69 November 1, 2020

Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit

Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.

Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.

by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018

Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo

The deli Cunt that gives you an attitude when you ask her to make you a…
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.

I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!

by Frank Palace July 16, 2022

cristiani

A nickname for a best friend called Cristiana Robu when miss Dawson got her name wrong in art

Hey cristiani how are you!

by You already know who it is boi April 24, 2018

Cristian

A very bipolar boy who loves to cheat on his girlfriend. Is very mean to his friends and does not care about them at all. Not loyal at all. Lies to all his friends including his girlfriend. Gets mad when his girlfriend talks to other boys even though he is constantly cheating on her

I don’t like him, he’s such a cristian

by smtiuviskg July 23, 2018