quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

heard you cousin

A phrase often used by the popular youtuber nickinthecutt when describing a situation that he understands

Nick “Is it a lot of pressure having a big influence on tiktok?”
Jared “Yeah, but this is what I’ve dreamed of”
Nick “Heard you cousin”

by shspsjdbrb July 23, 2023

Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.

billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"

by juanbombel May 14, 2018

Food's evil cousin

poop

I just met food's evil cousin. He says "hi".

by burntvillage June 21, 2008

coloured commonwealth cousin

A term used in the UK to signify a black person

"theres John, hes one dull coloured commonwealth cousin"

by Ste Crayston November 1, 2006

eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 1, 2011

nephew cousin

When your aunt is your cousin and her son can't possibly be the same level on the family tree

Jordan: Zach can't be our cousin if ayu is our cousin. He's our nephew cousin. Duh

Vanessa: well that makes sense. I'm so stupid.

by boombangpop February 11, 2010