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Poop cooter

It was so hot outside his poop cooter was sweating.
by Emeryca September 9, 2018
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cooter crack

That’s a nice cooter crack
by Yuhhhh6969 November 5, 2020
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River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
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cooter greed

The want of cooter, to be horny (Pronounced koo-duh-greed)
Popularized by the great song, cooter digga
1. Mannnnnnnn lets go clubbin i got some cooter greed

2. (sung to gold digga)
She gimme coota
When i'm in neeed
she gimme coota
When i got cooter greeed
by Turd Snatcher July 15, 2006
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cooter punch

Absolutely uppercutting the shit out of a bitch's pussy
by jymsel May 13, 2022
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cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".
After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.
by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016
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Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021
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