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Cooter Slam 

The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.
5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.
Cooter Slam by masonjar014 February 25, 2011

cooter quief 

Cooter is another word for a vagina. Quief is a word that describes a fart that comes out of the vagina.

Cooter-Qweef...another saying.
Dont be such a cooter quief.

Besides dont you just like the way it sounds!
cooter quief by Danielle F August 23, 2005

Cooter fluff 

Old folken terms. See Queef
That chick just cooter fluffed so damn loud!
Cooter fluff by C Stump January 18, 2009

Cooter Skirt 

When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a pussy.
I was sitting in class the other day and the teacher wanted to have a group discussion in a circle. Well I'll be damned if I didn't get put right across from a hot girl in a skirt. I looked down and BINGO!! COOTER SKIRT!!!
Cooter Skirt by JizzyPickle February 26, 2009

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.
"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.
Cooter Loafin' by Sam and junk March 28, 2009

Cooter Cunt 

An Adjictive describing a person who is acting like a douche
Todd: Stop saying Cooter Cunt
Austin: Stop acting like a Cooter cunt.
Ryne: Yeah Todd, you Cooter cunt
Cooter Cunt by sloth_gooey March 22, 2010