eye contact blow job

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves

Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006

coctapus

a man bitch, or a guy thats getting on your nerves; used by males or females but mostly females describing their boyfriends or idiots that just wanna get some ass.

My stupid coctapus of a boyfriend just hung up on me again!

by kuh-laire May 17, 2006

ChotaB

-Homosexual dick licker
-Responds to the word faggot
-Likes to have and enjoys large obects inserted into thier ass
-like anal rape

-Oh man, I was with this ChotaB last night, man oh man, he sucked my cock and licked my asshole. But he did a horrible job.

by Mr. Bean2 March 8, 2008

contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.

If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.

by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012

CoDtard

Derogatory term for people who like to play Call Of Duty, an expansion of the term tard. Normally used by people with inferior FPS skills that prefer simpler games like 'My Horse And Me', and 'Left4Dead'

"Man, he is such a CoDtard! Oh noes, zombies are eating my horse's brain!"

by Grukk December 9, 2008

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

chootad

male female ass, place where cock goes

male female ass, place where cock goes into ass

by Nick May 13, 2005