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No Cocky

When you say something that is really arrogant but you're not trying to be cocky, so after you say it and realize it was cocky, you say "no cocky." A lot like "no homo"
Student A: "You gonna study for the final?"
Student B: "Nah man, I have a 95% in the class, i can bomb it and still get an A in the class. No cocky."
by Supherman January 15, 2011
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Cookey

(noun) A drinking Partner, Someone to take drinks with
I need me a cookey for tonight. I just want to celebrate being me.
by LolaNickoleDos March 12, 2010
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Pressue Cooker

When you take a female home from the bar to engage in sex acts but cannot ejaculate because you are too drunk so you get her to suck on your balls as your jerk yourself off so that you can finally ejaculate.
Listen babe, there is no way I’m going to blow. Can you give me a "Pressue Cooker" so I can get off?
by Matt P. Cook February 22, 2010
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how's the waffle cooked?

phrase, e-slang. Used as an alternative for 'how's it going' or 'whats up?' Gaining usage in MMO games World of Warcraft and Warhammer online.
by ev1lweez1l March 29, 2009
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Dane Cook

Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.

Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????
Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?
by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2007
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Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011
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dane cook

A stand-up comedian who has become popular as of late. Known for his wild stories and eccentric manner. He is one of the newest comics on the rise. He has released two CD's, "Retaliation" and "Harmful If Swallowed." Has also appeared on numerous TV shows and had a minor roll in the movie "Waiting."
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
by SeanMurface April 26, 2006
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