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Conservatism

Like communism is portrayed in the U.S., looks good on paper, doesn't work very well when implicated. However, communism actually works sometimes, unlike this, and taxes are what you have to deal with if you don't want an idiot to be your president, don't vote for conservatists, unless you are really convinced it will work. However, to prevent the American revolution from repeating, one of them every 200 years is good enough.
Who the heck ever thought conservatism would actually work?
by shitt_hol December 3, 2020
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conservative

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.
"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart May 21, 2018
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Conservative

A collection of people who are self centred to such an extreme amount that the thought of equality or rights for anyone other than their largely white and upper middle class brethren is a thought so terrifying that they will use all their power to ensure that nothing ever changes.

They will actively fight anything which doesn’t either make them money or give them tax cuts. The concept of the status quo changing in anyway is unacceptable to these people.
“Gays rights and the environment and black people being killed by cops isn’t my problem. I’m a conservative, let me show you my portfolio”
by Mad Bank June 14, 2021
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conservationalisties

A person or group of people that take energy conservation to such an extreme that they daydream of 'super-green' living. These people can generally be spotted in a crowd by their natural hemp fiber headbands and recycled everything-else made clothing. Driven by their desire to improve their 'conservality' they spend their time daydreaming about positive energy machines and energy efficient tea cabinets.
"The only thing worse than those damned hippies are the conservationalisties. They're like hippies on steroids."
by Bakernomics. December 20, 2008
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Conservative hoe

She a girl jas a new guy all the time but never fucks him
"This week I'm talking to jerry ". " what happened to Sam"? "Oh I'm over him lol". "You're such a conservative hoe"
by Haha funny September 28, 2017
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Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.
*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."
by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018
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Conservatious

To be conserving and protecting all things nature; overwhelmingly pro-environment and green.
My love for the land, environment and the outdoors makes me conservatious. I mean, just look at my home grown asparagus.
by NatesDrippin July 29, 2019
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